Characters:
Teenage hoodlums 1, 2 and 3
Mommy
Daddy
Mia
Ben
Scene: The Chip aisle, Giant Grocery Store
Teenage hoodlum 1: Don't back sass me b*tch!
Teenage hoodlum 2: Shut up dawg
Teenage hoodlum 1: I said, don't back sass me b*tch!
(Awkward pause: one one-thousand, two one-thousand, three one-thousand)
(Brad looks at Marlo, she looks at him, they both look at Mia)
(Mia smiles)
Mia: Don't back sass me---
Mommy: Mia! Don't say it, those boys are talking potty talk!
Teenage hoodlums 1 & 2: Awe man, that was so funny!
Teenage hoodlum 3: No man, that's so wrong
Mommy: yeah, that's right- it IS wrong!
(Exit giggling hoodlums)
(Ben kicking in the baby bjorn)
(Mia pleased with herself -- starts punching any bag of chips unlucky enough to be within reach -- see last post about steroids)
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